BEST ENJOYED WITH HEADPHONES
LEFT EAR: Mandarin version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
BEST. COMBO. EVER.
OH MY GOD.
This is the best start to any work day I’ve had since arriving in Korea.
It’s like the perfect pump-you-up song, amplified ten-fold by the fact that it’s Friday and that the weekend starts in less than seven hours (from the timestamp on this reblog).
Also, this is fucking awesome in that my brain has to process two languages simultaneously. It’s like it has to separate itself and partition half a brain to parse the English and the other half to parse the Mandarin. It’s SO SICK.
P.S.: The Mandarin version is infinitely more powerful than the English version, both in tone and in lyrics. Granted, Mandarin words are ALL monosyllabic and therefore you can push out more OOMPH with each syllable you spit out, which gives it a major advantage over English in this song since this song is all about manliness and strength and all sorts of OOMPH badassery.
P.P.S.: MOTHERF*CKIN’ Jackie Chan sings the Mandarin version. I don’t even know who sings the English one, nor do I care. Because Jackie Chan seriously »»» anyone else. (Except maybe Jet Li and Bruce Lee.) I will fight you if you disagree.